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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

GTA: Lost And Damned Has Nudity In It? OH NOOOOEEESS

Here comes some news! The new expansion pack for GTA is going to have full-frontal nudity. Won't someone think of the children?

I'll tell you something. We live in a world where Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy are more well known than Ingmar Bergman and Milan Kundera. Kate Winslet just won an Academy Award for The Reader, a movie in which she spent a large portion of the first part naked. Anyone can find porn on the internet just by searching for the word "porn." None of these things are for kids.

Hey, here's a newsflash to those parents groups: In order to have those kids, you had to participate in full-frontal nudity! You're all SICK!

Hey, here's an idea. Maybe instead of freaking out over something that is obviously meant for, marketed to, and developed for adults, why not do something else? Maybe take a vacation. See the sights. Go visit Paris. Maybe once you come back, you'll be much calmer and be able to clearly see that the industry is already doing its best at keeping content that is not meant for kids away from kids.